The interactive fortune page

I figured I better have some sort of interactive thing on my homepage, so here it is.
Just reload to get another fortune ...

Well, I think we should get some bricks and some bats, and show him
the *true* meaning of Christmas!'
        -- Bernice, "Designing Women", 12/2/91.

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