The interactive fortune page

I figured I better have some sort of interactive thing on my homepage, so here it is.
Just reload to get another fortune ...

Dear Sir,
    I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
to the office,  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public
places.  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers
being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn will cause massive un-
employment in the already severely depressed agricultural industry.
    Yours faithfully,
    Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J.P.
    Sevenoaks
        -- Letters To The Editor, The Times of London

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