The interactive fortune page

I figured I better have some sort of interactive thing on my homepage, so here it is.
Just reload to get another fortune ...

paycheck:
    The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
    withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
    medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
    Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.

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It was made by Jacob Bunk Nielsen and is hosted by The Bunk Networks.

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