The interactive fortune page

I figured I better have some sort of interactive thing on my homepage, so here it is.
Just reload to get another fortune ...

2.3.1 has been released. Folks new to this game should remember that
2.3.* releases are development kernels, with no guarantees that they
will not cause your system to do horrible things like corrupt its
disks, catch fire, or start running Mindcraft benchmarks.
        -- Slashdot

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